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Whealton Fantasy Collusion — Week 2 Recap

Scoreboard & Recaps

Korn on the cobb
137.70
Limp Brisket
63.54
Blowout
Korn on the Cobb came out swinging, dropping 137.7 to Brisket’s soggy 63.5. Nico Collins tried to carry Limp Brisket, but when your TE is your third-highest scorer, it’s a recipe for disaster. Korn stays unbeaten and made this one look like varsity vs JV.
Your Momz Teetz
119.94
No Effort
110.04
No Effort finally lived up to their name. Despite big days from Achane and Barkley, it wasn’t enough to overcome Trevor Lawrence and the Teetz. This one was close until late, but Teetz pulled away and handed No Effort a second straight L.
OJ Simpson
142.20
Pickleback
139.20
Nail-biter
Game of the week! Nabers, McCaffrey, and Adams all balled out for Pickleback, but OJ had the final laugh with Cook and Odunze putting the team on their back. OJ edged it 142.2–139.2 in a Sunday night thriller that’ll sting for a while.
End Zone Xenomorph
123.90
X-Beach Girl
100.42
X-Beach Girl brought the beach chairs but forgot the touchdowns. Chase and Higgins tried to keep it close, but Xenomorph’s combo of Gibbs and Walker tore through like acid blood. Xenomorph cruises to 123.9–100.4 and gets back to .500.
Team G
140.88
Rushin’ Collusion
101.92
Team G looked like a machine, with Taylor and Mahomes clicking on all cylinders. Collusion had some sparks from Bijan and Hill, but they never cracked the code. In the end, it was G all the way, 140.9–101.9, and a statement 2–0 start.
Not Bad For A Human
128.60
Team OleGrayMen
88.50
OleGrayMen had flashes with Lamar and Waddle, but the rest of the roster looked like it belonged in the retirement home. Human, on the other hand, leaned on Puka and Kamara to put the game away early. It was never close — 128.6–88.5, and Not Bad stays perfect.

🏅 League Honors

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Team of the Week
OJ Simpson (142.20)
Put the league on notice—style points included.
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Heartbreaker (Nail‑Biter)
OJ Simpson over Pickleback by 3.00
Outlasted by a whisper; stat corrections checked their mirrors.
🗑️🔥
Dumpster Fire
Limp Brisket (63.54)
Set off the alarms—somebody call facilities.
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Bench Bomb
Rome Odunze — 31.8 (OJ Simpson)
OJ Simpson left serious heat on the pine.
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Waiver Gem
We’ll crown this once transactions sync is enabled.

Studs & Duds

🔥 Studs — Top 3
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Amon-Ra St. Brown• Korn on the cobb
39.2
WR
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Malik Nabers• Pickleback
37.7
WR
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Ja'Marr Chase• X-Beach Girl
36.5
WR
❄️ Duds — Bottom 3
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Chase McLaughlin• Team OleGrayMen
1.0
K
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DeMario Douglas• Team OleGrayMen
1.8
WR
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Derrick Henry• Limp Brisket
2.3
RB